Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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