May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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