i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
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