I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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