NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
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