i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
this beer tastes like vomit already
My vagina just recognized that song.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
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