apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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