I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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