I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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