Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
We got so high we made milksteak
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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