Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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