Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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