yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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