why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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