bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
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