Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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