Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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