i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
