Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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