Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
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