Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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