walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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