Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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