By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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