I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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