I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
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its like you know when i get waxed
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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