Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
The air was thick with penises
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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