I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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