I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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