Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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