why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Randomize
