There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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