grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Randomize
