you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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