I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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