its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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