let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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