what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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