check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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