how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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