you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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