He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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