You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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