Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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