smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
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