For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
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