He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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