He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
my poor anus
I need to wash the frat house off of me
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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