Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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