??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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