It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
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