I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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