you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
she told me i tasted like america
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
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