I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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