That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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