fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I have aggressive nipples.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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