you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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